Zenith

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stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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(via dutchster)

— 3 days ago with 245875 notes
holy shit. if it ain’t the best damn poster for lolita ever

holy shit. if it ain’t the best damn poster for lolita ever

(Source: moons-nymphet, via rageagainstthechristine)

— 3 days ago with 1841 notes
pueriluna:

a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her 

pueriluna:

a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her 

(via phallusonwheelz)

— 1 week ago with 105033 notes
tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off.  And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off.  And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

(Source: tomoatmeal, via dutchster)

— 1 month ago with 73721 notes